Dear Cthulhu…

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I exposed [info]autopope to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I stopped [info]autopope from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-895 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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If you have a Live Journal username you can Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!…Via Randy McDonald‘s LJ. DC is a parody of another old one : ). Otherwise your are dependent on the mood of fluffcthulhu, which as Autopope knows is hard to judge…and while you’re waiting you can enjoy the UNSPEAKABLE VAULT (Of Doom) comics and weblog, as well as other things , and while wearing your , and while reading Cthulhu Circus!

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