Dear Cthulhu…

By Ian | December 7, 2005

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In March, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In September, I exposed autopope to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In July, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I stopped autopope from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-895 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.

Your humble and obedient servant,
falsepositives

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