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Category Archives: Humour

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I am A Fact Of Life

Posted on 20 February, 2004 by Ian — No Comments ↓

Via Techdirt False Positives Are A Fact Of Life In Spam Filtering. So there!

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Mary Poppins – corrupter of youth

Posted on 3 February, 2004 by Ian — No Comments ↓

Metaphilm – Mary Poppins Mary Poppins Practical Citizenship for Toddlers : How Mary Poppins corrupts the minds of our good capitalist youth. Who knew! Where’s Senator Mccarthy to save the day?

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What they really mean… from Valley of the Geeks …

Posted on 25 August, 2003 by Ian — No Comments ↓

What they really mean… from Valley of the Geeks – NEW: Management Speak (Dilbert would be very proud) The product is going to ship in Q4….we just don’t know what year. No serious bugs have been reported….since we don’t have Continue reading What they really mean… from Valley of the Geeks …→

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Things over heard from Klingon programmers.

Posted on 7 April, 2003 by Ian — No Comments ↓

1. Perhaps it is a good day to die! I say we ship it. 2. Specifications are for the weak and timid! 3. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do Continue reading Things over heard from Klingon programmers.→

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An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers

Posted on 3 April, 2003 by Ian — No Comments ↓

An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers 20. “That’s weird…” 19. “It’s never done that before.” 18. “It worked yesterday.” 17. “How is that possible?” 16. “It must be a hardware problem.” 15. “What did you type Continue reading An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers→

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False Positives is the personal blog, powered by Coffee and WordPress, of Ian Irving, who lives in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

The blog was started in April 2003.

Everything written here is my personal opinion and not that of my employer or clients.

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