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Things that make you go Weee!

Things over heard from Klingon programmers.

Posted on 7 April, 2003 by Ian — No Comments ↓

1. Perhaps it is a good day to die! I say we ship it. 2. Specifications are for the weak and timid! 3. This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do Continue reading Things over heard from Klingon programmers.→

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An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers

Posted on 3 April, 2003 by Ian — No Comments ↓

An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers 20. “That’s weird…” 19. “It’s never done that before.” 18. “It worked yesterday.” 17. “How is that possible?” 16. “It must be a hardware problem.” 15. “What did you type Continue reading An amusing list of responses to software bugs by programmers→

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False Positives is the personal blog, powered by Coffee and WordPress, of Ian Irving, who lives in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

The blog was started in April 2003.

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